Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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