2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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