So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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