my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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