I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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