Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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