im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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