I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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