school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
