Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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