the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Randomize
