If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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