we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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