In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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