scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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