Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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