u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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