spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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