you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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