You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
