he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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