I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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