question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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