I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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