Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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