so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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