I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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