wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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