Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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