i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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