all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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