i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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