where am i from again
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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