i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
