I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He has the fingertips of a God
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