Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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