Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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