My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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