So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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