Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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