This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
