And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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