Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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