Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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