then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
