So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I cut my penus on the lid.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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