Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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