New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You need a sexual gate keeper
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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