A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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