Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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