whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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